Put The Sizzl in Your Love Life

My bacon has a first name. It’s “O-S-C-A-R.” My bacon has a second name. It’s “P-L-E-A-S-E  S-E-N-D  N-U-D-E-S.” Bacon lovers, rejoice! Yes, meat and novelty bus conglomerate Oscar Meyer has gotten into the hookup game, introducing a new, bacon-focused dating app: Sizzl. Share → Tweet

D Free: The #1 Way to Schedule Your #2’s

noggBLOG permalink Have you ever thought to yourself, “I might need to poop right now and not even know it?” The terror, the anticipation, the need for answers—it’s real. Well, whether you just don’t know, don’t know yet, or don’t know until it’s too late, Triple W, a very peculiar company we’ll talk more about later, has invented a way to take the numbers game out of your 1’s and 2’s. It’s called D Free. Share → Tweet

Uber-ly Inconsistent

noggBLOG permalink Ride sharing start-up Uber has been in the hot seat for some time. A string of controversies has pulled the media’s spyglass directly overhead the burgeoning, potentially-taxi-eclipsing company, and they’re feeling the heat. With everything from bogus fees, rate multipliers, un-vetted drivers, trying to sabotage rival Lyft, and numerous personal safety incidents (including, uhhh, rape), Uber’s doing everything they can to distract from their increasingly poor public standing. And what better way to do that than with kitties! Share → Tweet

Jogging Is for Dicks

noggBLOG permalink Ugh. Jogging. It’s pretty much the worst. It’s so boring and awful. And it takes a long time. And it sort of hurts. But what should be reserved for memories and pretending you’re being chased, San Franciscan Claire Wyckoff somehow manages to have fun doing, by drawing dozens of weird looking dicks while she does it. Share → Tweet

Stitch: Your Grandma’s Tinder

noggBLOG permalink Tinder is all the rage with The Kids these days. They log on to their new-fangled smartphones and fire up the dating app to see who’s hot and who’s not, swiping faces across the screen in the blink of an eye, approving or disapproving, based solely on one photo, the people in their immediate vicinity. It can’t get shallower than that. It is also incredibly direct and efficient, an element integral to the modern dating/”hang out” culture of millennials and twenty- and thirty-somethings. But what about those who... Read The Rest →

Communication Breakdown #40: Jay-Z’s Magna Carte Blanche

noggBLOG permalink This is a list of facts. Jay-Z has: 17 Grammys $500 Million net worth 14 Studio Albums 14 Platinum Albums Jay-Z also has a contract with Samsung that guarantees on the day his new album, Magna Carta Holy Grail, is released it will already be certified Platinum. Share → Tweet

Communication Breakdown #38: Ripe On The Vine

noggBLOG permalink While the app world is growing faster than the common man could ever hope to keep with, a few apps manage to get so much buzz they separate themselves form the herd, sometimes becoming a singular phenomenon. Instagram. Snapchat. Words With Friends. Shazam. Vine. Vine? Vine. Share → Tweet

Communication Breakdown #18: Electrotelekinesis?

noggBLOG permalink I know. I’m thinking the exact same thing. Life is not a corny TV show about a genie or an old Hanna-Barbera cartoon.  How in the world can people possibly move things with their minds? I don’t know exactly, but, holy Christ on a cracker, apparently they can. Most of us have heard about Google’s self-driving cars (click here to take a ride). Most of us have also heard about Google’s self-driving cars getting into accidents, like, all the time and generally being total P’s O’ malfunctioning S.... Read The Rest →

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